Showing posts with label audrey kitching. Show all posts
Showing posts with label audrey kitching. Show all posts

Coontail Hair Pictures

Posted by mickung
The sexy coontail trend is largely attributed to scene queen Kiki Kannibal. Coontails are a great way to add texture and color to your scene hairstyle.



Kiki Kannibal Coontails:


This awesome trend was reproduced by the likes of Vanna Venom:



and coontails can be seen on Audrey Kitching and Jac Vanek:


and on the likes of Izzy Hilton and Dani Gore:



And on gorgeous scene girls everywhere:
Coontails in crazy turquoise blue


Coontails in purple and pink or blue and pink, the possibilities are endless and only limited by your imagination.


Coontails in different shades of blue

Hand painted coontails in black


Amazing black hair with white blonde coontails.


Bleach blonde hair with faded black coontails.

Audrey Kitching love her or hate her, something that cannot be denied is that she has awesome scene hair. The following video is a tribute to her cool scene style and fabulous scene hairstyles.



Which hairstyle do you like best on Audrey Kitching?


How fun to watch Audrey's style change over time in quick photo succession. If you want Hannah Beth Audrey Kitching or Zui Sucide Audrey Kitching then there are plenty of cute photos in this vid to satisfy. However if your want Brendon Urie Audrey Kitching then this photo will have to do cause the vid lacks in that department:


Brendon Uries oops I mean Urie and Audrey Kitching a.k.a Brendon Urie girlfriend

Umm do the needful and please to leave your comments below! ciao

Trashy Life

Posted by mickung
Just a quick look at scene queens Zui Suicide and Audrey Kitching in their Trashy Life Days.


Audrey with her pink hair and rad eye make up. Do try this at home kids!


Zui Suicide biting the leg off a doll...ohh trashy yet so sexy in some kind of fucked up way


This is how a scene queen plays with dolls:

Rip their heads off baby!!

I am this fabulous ALL the time!
Audrey Kitching is super fantastic whether she be all dolled up at a photo shoot or just at her local grocery store buying some milk. She does however get someone to photograph her shopping for all of our viewing pleasure. WoW!!! she is sooooo normal.


Don't get me wrong, I love Audrey Kitching! The girl is inspirational with her fairy floss pink hair and wacky outfits. She has no shortage of "photoshoots" to attend and she is always dressed to the nines with a full head of make-up to wow us with.

And I am often wowed by her, I see a picture and I draw my breath and I say wow. This person makes a living out of this... and what amazes me the most is:




This girl has ONE expression! Count them... not two or three or a vast array but ONE! One face she always pulls no matter the pose, no matter the scenery, no matter the outfit. One sole facial expression...and I am wowed, I am wowed by the millions of photos available on the Internet of this person with the same expression in each shot, which has led me to think...is Audrey kitching really a wax statue?

Ali Barone and Audrey Kitching

Posted by mickung
Just today I doscovered that ther exists yet another scene queen that goes by the name of Ali Barone and she does "photoshoots" with none other than one expression wonder... you guessed it: Audrey Kitching!



There is hope for everyone!



We can all rest easy knowing these people have jobs in the current recession.

Let's see some pics of Audrey Kitching and Jac Vanek together looking super bleach blonde and super cute and messy together.



Do you think they really are BFF's?
I wish they were, I can imagine them hanging out, doing their hair and make up together... of I love these girls

Scene Queen Definitions

Posted by mickung
Browsing the interwebs I came across a very interesting article in which scene queens and scene queen wannabes (as well as various other offshoots) are described in great detail and to much comic effect.

Real Scene Queens:

The Scene Queens are apparently these people: Zui Suicide, Jeffree Star, Audrey Kitching, Raquel Reed and Hannah Beth.

Zui Suicide:
She has the right idea here with all her childhood nik naks hanging off her person and some colorful synthetic extensions, this woman is a genius, she turned this into a style.


Jeffree Star:
This guy knows the score, he ain't no wannabe. Careful he might feed you something that will make you fat.


Audrey Kitching:
Scene Queen royalty and prime example that multiple wardrobe changes and photo shoots with the exact same facial expression in each one can still make you hot to trot on the Internet.


Raquel Reed:
Well all I can say here is that her hair is pretty, it's blue, she changes her poses up a bit and she employs professional photoshoppers, very nice.


Hannah Beth:
Um...cool


These people are in the know with things like acrylic paint for their eyes (please do not try this at home kids), organising professional photographers to do photo shoots with (all with cash from their own pockets), plastic jewellery and crazy block color hairstyle often with some different colored extensions put in. They are VIPs (very important people) in the realm of their own minds oh and also enjoy some Internet fame....nice!

These scene queens give hope to many and prove that you do not have to really look like a model to be one, just be eccentric and off the wall with some cheap plastic earrings and some funky ass hair and start a photobucket account for your glamour shots.


Scene Queen Wannabes


Then we have the Scene Queen Wannabees who are such hopefuls as Kiki Kannibal, Lexi Lush, Ophelia Vanity, Kat Frappucino and Brittany Kramer.

Kiki Kannibal:
Looks like a right proper scene queen and pretty too however she unfortunately runs in the wrong social circles :(


Lexi Lush:
"Here are all my little ponies from my childhood years, let me tie a cord around their necks and pin them to my hair" wrong social circles...sorry.


Ophelia Vanity:
This is a good example of what happens with no cash, a camera, a tripod and a lonely person.



Kat Frappucino:
So much a wannabe there is apparently no picture of this person available anywhere...hmm that kind of makes her seen like a bit of a VIP. How did she get known about without ever existing...next thing you know a trio photo shoot with the Scene Queen Royalty of Audrey Kitching and the older one Zui Suicide will be organised to much Internet audiences anticipation worldwide.

Brittany Kramer:
I personally don't mind this one too much, she looks kinda cool. I guess she just doesn't have the right Hello Kitty paraphernalia about her person.



Remember the Club Kids?

By the way, this kind of thing has been happening for years, google Club Kids, Michael Alig or James St James and see how past generations did it with style. They also did commit murder though so hmmm these bitchy teen politics can end up a bloody mess muahahaha.





Anyway make your way over to the scene queen article for more laughs oh and leave a comment here if you like too.

If you really want to be out there, there is no better example than the scene queen herself Audrey Kitching. Have a look at these Audrey Kitching photos for the infamous Audrey Kitching style.

Here are her latest efforts:



Ahh I just love her cotton candy, pink fairy floss hair, it is beautiful.